Beyond parody

I can't even keep making the joke anymore. Stephen:

In this case, though, I am 100% certain that Hot Air and LGF and Malkin and Hewitt and the gang won’t mention it, unless of course, they find some third-rate leftie blogger who claims it was deliberate.

That's right: accusing other folks of neglecting to address their candidate's negatives.

For what it's worth, Hot Air does weigh in.

Nuremberg

Why would he go there? That's not even in this country!

Newist racist code word

"Refine." Are they saying he wasn't refined before? When you picture a refined person, what color is he?

Inartful, part two

See? It's not like he's being a piece of shit typical politician scumbag liar. Not at all! Only a racist would think that.

Rove

What a meanie.

Obama

What a guy.

Merely changed his mind, that's all

He's changed his mind about the 2nd amendment. And he changed his mind about public financing. And he changed his mind about FISA immunity.

See? C-H-A-N-G-E. That's what he promised.

But he won't change on Iraq or anything, even if the polling numbers change. That would be silly.

Inartful

Sounds fair enough to me. No, not another convenient shift in policy position now that the nomination is secure and the situation on the ground has changed. That would be ridiculous. Hope! Change!

But he's not like McCain

Really, he's just being nuanced. It's just a tack to the center before the election.

What's wrong with ethanol, anyway?

It's made from corn, and corn is good, and subsidies help our farmers!

Wingnuts play the race card again

Really, just stop it. You look silly.

I mean, just because

the African-American blogger who even has an entire "race" category on his blog didn't tag it with "race", doesn't mean it isn't about "race"!

He implies the comment doesn't make sense. He's right, it doesn't make sense, but it's also racially coded! That's what's so insidious about it. Not only is it authentic frontier gibberish, it expresses racism that is unfortunately seen in this day and age!

Seriously.

I like Obama!

And what he meant was, he MEANT to pass the laws

It should be obvious to everyone who's not a racist.

I was referring to every single member of the press, by the way

In that other post.

And did I mention the press was racist?

Why else would they use code words like "arrogant"?

Why did he drop the seal?

I thought it was attractive, and added a certain flair to his image.

I like Obama

I like Obama.